Cherry Tomatos
They EXPLODE WITH MASSIVE FORCE so don't eat them at your desk unless you want tomato juice on your screen and tiny pips between sticky keys all afternoon.

Evil little red bastards.
(TheManofScience, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:26, 4 replies)

Evil, explosive, but fucking hell tasty
Also seen Jamie Oliver doing a tomato salad when he was innn...Spain? Ah yes it was because it had fried Chorizo and some nice Olive Oil..

Looked rather wonderful, and I don't normally say that about Salads.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:35, closed)

Either
you need to chew with your mouth shut or you have a really small head.
(Beelzebub's Ball Bag is pleasuring your wife on, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:00, closed)

Or don't try
to pick them up by spiking them with your fork
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:56, closed)

yes, well... *wags finger*
i was trying to take a small bite while hazily reading the interwebs on my lunch when it FUCKING EXPLODED IN MY FACE LIKE A MASSIVE SHRAPNEL FILLED PIPE BOMB. i was in shock for about 15 seconds observing the devastation to my desk. it was like bradford city centre.

The 2nd 1 went in whole then felt like an eyeball popping in my mouth. i nearly gagged.

they were the most tension-filled fruit/vegatable i've ever eaten at lunchtime. Honest.
(TheManofScience, Tue 25 May 2010, 18:33, closed)