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My pal inspects factories for a living, and I shall take his expert advice to the grave: "Never eat the meat pies". Tell us the best advice you've ever received.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:54)
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The best, and most utterly disregarded advice on this planet:
"Don't feed the troll."
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Wed 26 May 2010, 22:28, 4 replies)
Followed by:
"Don't expose him to bright light. Don't ever get him wet. And don't ever, ever feed him after midnight."
(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 26 May 2010, 22:33, closed)
Heh heh heh.
"Amorous Mogwai"
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 27 May 2010, 0:50, closed)
what happens
if it has a bit of food stuck in it's teeth, and it comes loose after midnight and it swallows it?
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 27 May 2010, 11:34, closed)
Then we're all fucked.

(I helped save b3ta! MatJ LOOK, Thu 27 May 2010, 11:50, closed)

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