
My pal inspects factories for a living, and I shall take his expert advice to the grave: "Never eat the meat pies". Tell us the best advice you've ever received.
( , Thu 20 May 2010, 12:54)
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"Don't feed the troll."
( , Wed 26 May 2010, 22:28, 4 replies)

"Don't expose him to bright light. Don't ever get him wet. And don't ever, ever feed him after midnight."
( , Wed 26 May 2010, 22:33, closed)

if it has a bit of food stuck in it's teeth, and it comes loose after midnight and it swallows it?
( , Thu 27 May 2010, 11:34, closed)
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