Good AdviceMy pal inspects factories for a living, and I shall take his expert advice to the grave: "Never eat the meat pies". Tell us the best advice you've ever received.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:54)
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Or just ... y'know ...Treat women with respect; be a gentleman.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 27 May 2010, 10:56,
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I can vouch for thisBeing a gentleman does work. Besides which, I don't think I could ever bring myself to treat my lady like a tart!!!
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I for one, have never ever baked a lady in the oven and then filled her up with jam.That's distinctly bad form.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 27 May 2010, 11:01,
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Then you've never lived.Me and my sister got lost in the woods when we were younger and had to resort to cooking this old, lonely spinster as we were dying of starvation.
Bit of clotted cream, bit of strawberry jam, some pastry and she tasted lovely.
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You ate your sister?Are you from Norfolk?
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:02,
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