Boo!
My ex housemate Rob was a real catch. He had permanent morning breath that would kill any living thing within 200 yards of his open mouth, he only bathed once every fortnight and didn't know that our house had a washing machine (He actually asked if it was a new bit of kit when he popped round for a beer a few months after he moved out).

Despite these crippling social problems he always used to pull when he went out. I wouldn't believe it if I hadn't lived with him.

So what was his secret to charming the members of the opposite sex? Did he use some great chat up line that would make the women want to bed him? or did he just drug them and bring them home (this may have happened with the fumes from his mouth but thats an afterthought).

Nope.

Rob had the unique way of approaching any women he met in the local pubs/ nightclubs/ passed out in their own vomit on the street and started fondling their tits. If they didn't complain he would carry on and more than likely I would bump into them in our living room the morning after. My guess is that he was a ten-to-two-er for the ladies of Barnsley.

This is how he met his now fiancee, the one who banned him from choosing me as his best man as she thought I would bring it up during my speech at their wedding.
(mon bison powered by magnets, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 16:06, 7 replies)

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To be fair in Barnsley that is considered the correct way to go about approaching women.


Yorkshire lasses, you've got to love 'em.
(kickstandrich last had sex with your mum/sister/wife/daughter on, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 16:09, closed)

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I believe that not bathing is an approach to dating known as "The Pheromone Fred".
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 16:11, closed)

In clubs in gosport
the ladies like to fall on the floor, and if you pick them up, they're taking you home!
(Bazongaloid, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 16:12, closed)

I think i might know him......
Did he share a house with a girl with the first name beginning with the letter H for a while around 2003?
(BillBaileysBeard has been itching since, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 16:15, closed)

BillBaileysBeard
Erm. Maybe. Not too sure as he lived with me in 2001-2002 and moved in with his then girlfriend for six months before moving in with another lass I never met for a few months before that went tits up.
(mon bison powered by magnets, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 16:27, closed)

Well if it is indeed the same person....
My first meeting of him was as he stumbled downstairs at 11am, me and said Girl were getting ready to go to Leeds Festival. He screamed, and i do mean screamed hello at me before thrusting a half empty litre bottle of vodka in my face whilst breathing on me. Nice.

We made a saying up for him actually... Rob tramp you are bassad! Was funny at the time
(BillBaileysBeard has been itching since, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 16:35, closed)

@ kickstandrich
I resent that opinion, not all Yorkshire girls are like that. A gleam in the eye is much preferred...
(Meya, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 18:00, closed)