Will you go out with me?
"Bloody Kraut, a" asks, "How did you get your current flame to go out with you? If they turned you down, how bad was it?"
Was it all romantic? Or were the beer goggles particularly strong that night?
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chthonic, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 17:32)
I asked Jake Johnson out when we were 9
He gave me a funny look then ran away.
Even though I'd showed him my thing when we were 7.
Cunt.
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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 18:15,
6 replies)
The fickle bastard!
His loss, sweetie, no doubt about that.
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 18:18,
closed)
might be because you have 'a thing'
most women have a vagina - well the one i saw did anyway
all puckered and oozing it was
*rocks in chair*
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spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 18:28,
closed)
"Puckered and oozing"?!
Put me right off me jam doughnut, that did.
*noms anyway*
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Holloway_Girl To err is to be human, to be a fool is to believe, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 19:08,
closed)
@MM
I hope he bought you a lemonade first. You shouldn't give it away for nothing.
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girlinthehole, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 19:17,
closed)
A less on learned early in life
is a lesson learned well.
*clicks*
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Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:40,
closed)
No need for that elaboration
We understood "my thing".
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Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:37,
closed)