Will you go out with me?"Bloody Kraut, a" asks, "How did you get your current flame to go out with you? If they turned you down, how bad was it?"
Was it all romantic? Or were the beer goggles particularly strong that night?
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chthonic, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 17:32)
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over the yearsmy friends and i have all been the recipients of crap chat up lines over the years. some more memorable examples being:
most romantically, to my friend zara from a biker in mcdonalds: "want to ditch this lot and go and get some scran?"
most predictably, to my friend lou in a nightclub: "have you got the time? yes well, have you got the energy?"
most disgustingly, to me, from a group of middle aged hippies in newquay: "how old are you darling? 17 phwoooooooooooooooooooar, i'd like a bit of that, fuckin' hell, 17, imagine that"
actually, even more disgustingly, to my friend evie, from a truly vile lad she'd been snogging before sobering up a bit, after she said sorry i can't kiss you again, i've got chewing gum in : well go on then, give us a bit of it"
most humiliatingly, aimed at my friend zara FROM THE GUY WHOM I'D JUST BEEN SNOGGING, wow, who's your indian mate?????
more as i remember them, there's been hundreds over the years!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:33,
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I'm glad women are more creative on that front.Her "Your feet are fucking massive, what size are they?"
Me "14"
Her "Does that mean you have a huge cock?
Me "........"
I later showed her that it really is nothing special.
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Muns, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:09,
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