I shat onto my her out of a hotel window in Bracknell
I had accidentally locked myself inside a second-floor chair-storage cupboard on my way to a conference being held at the hotel, I shouted and banged but nobody heard me. Eventually nature took over and for some reason I decided to make a mess out of the window and onto the plant beds below. I hadn't realised that this was sometimes used by hotel staff for impromptu fag breaks and in the time between checking the coast was clear and getting into the right position she'd leant against the wall to enjoy a quick B&H. She was horrified of course and furiously marched upstairs to find the culprit, obviously I was pleased to be free and very apologetic as you can imagine. I offered to pay for new clothes, a hair-cut and to buy her dinner as an apology, somehow she accepted - we hit it off and have been together for 17 years, married for 14 with two kids.
(Chopper3, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 18:31, 4 replies)

You bastard!
I post mine and your brilliant one gets posted immediately beforehand!
( collapsibletank procreates, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 18:37, closed)

Well
it certainly got her attention.

*almost resists singing "Brown-Eyed Girl*
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:05, closed)

aahahahahaha
abahahahaahahaaaa
(Freddles, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:18, closed)

Bracknell?
where abouts?
(SuckYourMum, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:18, closed)