Best Graffiti Ever
My favourite was a public loo in Oxford where someone had written a huge poem all down the cubicle door. Best bit? Someone else had added detailed literary criticism. Only in Oxford. Have you seen better? Worse? Do tell.
( , Thu 3 May 2007, 17:16)
My favourite was a public loo in Oxford where someone had written a huge poem all down the cubicle door. Best bit? Someone else had added detailed literary criticism. Only in Oxford. Have you seen better? Worse? Do tell.
( , Thu 3 May 2007, 17:16)
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On the toilet door at my all-girls' school
'I like sucking cocks 'cos they taste salty, like'
then underneath in a different hand
'No they don't, they taste like wallpaper paste!'
Then again with the first person
'Wait, how do you know what wallpaper paste tastes like?! ANSWER ME!!'
The reply
'Um, I was abducted by aliens when I was young and was force-fed wallpaper paste until I was 6, at which point I learned their weakness for Doritos and escaped'
then underneath all of that in red pen
'God, aren't you lot meant to be revising?'
( , Mon 7 May 2007, 10:15, Reply)
'I like sucking cocks 'cos they taste salty, like'
then underneath in a different hand
'No they don't, they taste like wallpaper paste!'
Then again with the first person
'Wait, how do you know what wallpaper paste tastes like?! ANSWER ME!!'
The reply
'Um, I was abducted by aliens when I was young and was force-fed wallpaper paste until I was 6, at which point I learned their weakness for Doritos and escaped'
then underneath all of that in red pen
'God, aren't you lot meant to be revising?'
( , Mon 7 May 2007, 10:15, Reply)
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