Greed
Buzzkillington says: "I once worked for Pizza Hut... Whats the the worst thing you've ever done for money?" And while we're here, tell us about greedy people you know. Money or pie, it doesn't matter.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:30)
I had one job checking umbrellas for holes.
I'd take them out of the plastic sleeve, open them, and hold them up to the light. If they had holes I'd put them in one pile, if not, then back in the sleeves and in another pile.
Strangely, the novelty of the task started to wear thin around the 30,000th umbrella mark
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:37,
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That's OK - you can stand under my umbrella.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:39,
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Ella.
Ella.
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ThomsonsPier consumes, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:46,
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Eh?
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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 17:05,
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Eh?
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Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 21:04,
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You can stand
under my Humber Sceptre
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 17:12,
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Relevant
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TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:54,
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