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Buzzkillington says: "I once worked for Pizza Hut... Whats the the worst thing you've ever done for money?" And while we're here, tell us about greedy people you know. Money or pie, it doesn't matter.

(, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:30)
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Grave digging
In High Wycombe. With a mad Polish dope fiend. Spending hours down a fucking big hole, flint and chalk and soil slowly filling your arse crack, and hearing the gentle sobs of grieving relatives on and off during the day.

Worst experience: Digging part two of a "double"..ie, MrBloke had cashed in his chips, and a few years later, Mrs Bloke does the same...both to be buried in the same grave. Only the lazy fuckers that did the first one didnt go deep enough. So when we were digging the hole again for the Mrs, my foot went through rotting wood......

I levitated out of said 7ft deep hole and never went back.
(, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 17:56, 5 replies)
I don't like this,
but you get a click for trauma (& levitation!)
(, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 18:51, closed)
Did you inspect your boot after it happened.
Were there any bits of Mrs Bloke stuck in the grips?
(, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 20:25, closed)
Sure did
whilst hot footing it back down the hill, straight into my car and then down the pub... Fortunately, no dead person goo on boot...
I still shudder every time I drive through Wycombe...
(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 22:46, closed)

(, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 1:41, closed)
You have my sympathy
Wycombe is a horrible place
(, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 22:04, closed)

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