i hate that girly shit
this is why i tend to hang out with blokes. funny thing is, i asked a mate what kissing a woman was like. he said it was usually very wet and that women drool more when kissing.
also, you're right, penises are ugly.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 19:15, 2 replies)

Penises ARE ugly
But don't make the mistake of thinking that vaginas aren't, hence the term "axe-wound"
(Maccy Divided by 0 on, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 19:24, closed)

i know that
but there's far less chance of me coming face-to-face with a minge
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 19:41, closed)

I'm not really into women anymore but kissing women is awesome.
*reminisces*
( girlinthehole, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 19:39, closed)

it's just not my thing
been propositioned by some seriously stunning women before now. i was flattered, but i'm not the type to lead someone on. i was out with a lesbian couple i know, they were both jealous as hell, which i found very funny.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 19:43, closed)

haha
Yeah you have.
(Bababoon, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 11:50, closed)

i have
not counting the one that looks like Velma from Scooby Doo's ugly sister, of course.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 21:14, closed)