Modelling!
Oh, the beautiful women, glamour, fast Hondas and Massive Drugs...

Well, it might be for a super-model. In the cheaper seats, its the shittiest job ever: cold, boring, tiring and the photographer ALWAYS forgets something. Men = atrociously groped or neglected prop.

As for the women? Oh yes, you'd kick quite a few of them out of bed. In fact, if you farted, some of the bony little things away would blow away like a punctured sex-doll; photoshop has a dark side, believe me.

Worst gig I ever did - clotheshorse for a nasty little kink site. Not much cash, but photographer was a bearable letch. Of course, he forgot the reflector, but we improvised with one of those all-over tan lilos propped up against a brick.

I was partnered with a squeeze of the site-owner: OK in her day but now thorough mutton, she'd got rat-assed the night before and her breath stank of vomit. Intimately handcuffed to a grumbling volcano of chunder, the day was not pleasant. We did some work outside: a disused railway bridge was disused right up until I was just in mesh trousers and goose-pimples, then we were falling over dog-walkers, misc. gawpers and some sort of Duke of Edinburgh troop. And vomit.

I gave it up after that; I was a big fish in a very, very small pond for a while, but it could never last - lucky genetics can only stretch so far. My niece does some of it now and again, and I have it from her that its even more brutal. You need incredible dedication these days; no way could I give up tea and chocolate for a diet of the occasional raisin and a bleach mouthwash.
(IChewCandlewax, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 17:02, 3 replies)

I dun a lol at the passing Duke of Edinburgh troop.
This is the sort of glamorous lifestyle I have always craved.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 17:20, closed)

excellent spin
On the drugs and supermodel meme

*Clicks greedily.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 19:04, closed)

kink, you say?
POIDH
(maggotriddendirtbox fast, feral and sharp as a tack since, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 6:05, closed)