It started off with love...
Yesterday I had a rare feeling of romanticism. What better way to act on this than to cook the fella a nice curry and finish it off with some chocolate covered strawberries. I ate them all. A kilo of chocolate covered strawberries and to be honest I don't even feel a tiny bit of shame. Fucking lovely they were.
(Bababoon, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 19:00, 16 replies)

Enthralling.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 19:08, closed)

I thought it was
random collection of shit stories week. Wait til I tell you about my dog chasing his tail. True story.
Edit: Cheers.
(Bababoon, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 19:43, closed)

I made a sandwich today.
And I ate it.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 20:01, closed)

so your story is
"you made a sandwich today and ate it?"
Succinct.
(Bababoon, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 20:14, closed)

I am going to defend you from the horrid badger
purely because I like your username.

I may be fickle but at least I'm fickle.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 20:21, closed)

I like you because you like me.
Badger keeps QOTW going. Who else can get the sweaty masses away from their wotsits long enough to pound out a fury filled reply thereby losing a few extra calories. It's a public health service.
(Bababoon, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 20:56, closed)

He's a credit to the NHS.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 20:58, closed)

I'm bringing the Big Society to the Chunky Society.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 21:08, closed)

Well..
I am going to say....A Kilo of chocolate covered strawberries...you greedy bitch!!!! I bet anal sex was off the menu too seen as you spent the next 24hrs having liquid shits!!
(spinks its only kinky the first time, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 20:37, closed)

Wow.

(Bababoon, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 21:03, closed)

Oh man, I bet you get all the chicks.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 21:08, closed)

Nope
Just one special one.
(spinks its only kinky the first time, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 21:32, closed)

I'm slightly uncomfortable with you admitting that you have a predatory sexual relationship with somebody with learning difficulties.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 21:39, closed)

I'm not
In fact I'm quite aroused.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 22:28, closed)

Spackers need lovin' too.

(StapMyVitals wouldn't mind a bit of that, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 22:30, closed)

People with cerebral palsy don't have a learning disability
you spacker.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 22:43, closed)