We went to a michelin starred restaurant on account of me being a massive fucking ponce.

edit: and I was a massive fucking ponce a long time before I got married ... I've been making custard and meringues for at least twenty years.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:45, 2 replies)

To me
Michelin means tyres and implies men with a no O' levels sucking their teeth, telling you "it's gonna cost yer" and then losing your wheelnuts.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:50, closed)

It was exactly like that.
Only they were french and smelled of olive oil rather than castrol.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:07, closed)

And I assume
not picking up the bill? ;)
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:02, closed)

I did pick up the bill.
I realise it's common practice, but adults who dump the cost of weddings onto their parents and the cost of wedding presents onto their mates are cheapskate, infantile cunts.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:06, closed)

^Agreed^
Although my parents have comitted to a few things....Like turning up.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:30, closed)

They couldn't miss their big brave boy all dressed up in satin and taffetta.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:34, closed)

With all this talk of Taffeta (had to google that) and Michelin star joints
This may affect your internet hard man image...I think SLVA is right, the birth of your little one is turning you soft, haha!
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:47, closed)

I didn't realise I ever had an internet hard man image.
And I've got two little ones.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 13:10, closed)

errmm a little
*shrugs*

Not of the Accord variety but more of a not impressed easily standpoint.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 13:21, closed)

Dammit.
I totally want to be the Honda Accord variety chop socky massive drugs variety.

:(
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:08, closed)

Mine turned up.
I wish they had been committed!

I went with the registry office and restaurant meal for the congregation (or audience I suppose seeing as it wasn't in a church). Pub, free bar and buffet for all of my mates and work colleagues a week or so later.
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 18:43, closed)