I just remembered.
Around the age of 17, I watched an old bloke have a wank for a tenner while I was hitching to Reading festival.

I spent the money on a lump of hash that turned out to be mud.
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:58, 12 replies)

Aaaahhhaaahahahahaha

( Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 13:08, closed)

...
I'm clicking because I emphasizeempathise with the hash bit. Not the wanking bit though.
( rofl harris, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 13:11, closed)

empathise
not emphasize...

stoopid
(Ross McBingobangobongo bingobangobongo, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 13:50, closed)

corrected
Erm, must be sunstroke
( rofl harris, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:39, closed)

Proper lolz.

(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 13:28, closed)

and click
my mates once walked home (8 miles) as they'd spent all their money on hash...

they got home and went to finally build a joint with it to find they'd bought a block of wood.
(Ross McBingobangobongo bingobangobongo, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 13:51, closed)

my cousin
used to get muppets in the pub coming up to him asking to buy weed. He was no dealer, but he just attracted them for some reason. For such occasions he always had an oxo cube, unwrappped in a placcy bag for convenience.
(mersault, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:10, closed)

Did he finish?
( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 21:00, closed)

Did you used to live in Manchester?
A girl I knew when I lived there had this exact same story, y'see.
(davywavy, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:36, closed)

No, I've never lived in Manchester,
and I'm a bloke. Straight BTW, I was just really skint.
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:45, closed)

How bizarre
This sort of thing must happen more often than you'd think.
(davywavy, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:43, closed)

didnt your parents tell you
not to spend your dirty wank money on mud?
(Monkeystrumpet monkey. Monkey, MONKEY!!!, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 10:40, closed)