I promised the gf I would stop smoking
So I'm wearing nicotine patches. And still smoking.
(Big Smurf Brush me daddy-O, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 13:17, 14 replies)

Your heart exploding in 5 ... 4 ... 3 ...

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 13:18, closed)

TIL NOW I ALWAYS GOT BY ON MY OWN I NEVER REALLY CARED UNTIL I MET YOU!

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:50, closed)

yurgh been there
Don't recommend it. When you wean yourself off the patches you'll be smoking double the amount of cigarettes.
( rofl harris, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 13:19, closed)

Yup
I think a lot of us have made this mistake.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 13:22, closed)

Or, simply give up after 20 years, like I did.
Simple, and far more cost effective.

*outsmugs everyone*
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 13:23, closed)

Bastard.
I am on 3 months and...what day is it? 18 days.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 13:32, closed)

Yes that's exactly what I'm on.
4am January 1st was my last.

A couple of weeks ago I got pissed, and asked a mate for one. I rolled it, sparked it, and chucked it because it was bloody horrible. Woohoo!
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 13:40, closed)

Mine was about 1am
because I am old and don't drink anymore so it was already waaaay past my bedtime.

But well done on passing the pissed test. It used to be my regular downfall.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 13:43, closed)

or like me
you could have a re-occurring collapsing lung, leading to you literally being scared to smoke another...


that was 3 years ago. I could have smoked at any time, and yes - since my lung has collapsed many times without smoking. But everytime i get the urge - i think
1. It will undo all the work i did
2. It will taste like licking a BBQ
3. It may bring on a collapse
4. Its a blooody waste of time.

actually - on that last note- when you have fully given up - and i mean - really given up. You notice how stupid it looks, not cool at all.

Especially when its pouring down with rain and everyone is huddled under a doorway.
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:02, closed)

So your story is 'I tried to give up smoking and failed'?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:17, closed)

No
Its 'I'm trying to give up smoking and not only am I failing, I've actually increased my nicotine intake' Would you like me to remove it Amorous?
(Big Smurf Brush me daddy-O, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:46, closed)

Nonononono
I'd hate to deprive the denizens of the internet of this fascinating tale.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:38, closed)

Oh good
Because next I'm going to post how I tried to grow a beard, but ended up with sideburns too!
(Big Smurf Brush me daddy-O, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:54, closed)

Fuck
As much use as tits on a fish and half the fun
(mymilkshakebringsallthemongstotheyard poison hearts, poison minds - joining hate, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 23:49, closed)