this is brilliant
Tears streaming, and office lolz = win!

I will try my hardest to get some idiot to attempt a toast rally.
Can you elaborate on the rules, i.e do you have to consume before the toaster pops?
(Monkeystrumpet monkey. Monkey, MONKEY!!!, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 10:27, 1 reply)

Toast Rally
You put 4 slices of bread in (or 2 if that's all you can fit) and wait for them to magically turn into toast. As soon as they pop up, remove from toaster and replace with bread, and turn the toaster back on. Ideally, another helper should be buttering the toast you've just removed, ready for consumption whilst you are doing this.

You should be munching your way through as much of the first batch of toast as possible before the second batch is ready. We found that with 4 slices, 2 people could compete head to head, taking half each, just finishing by the time the next batch is ready. Once you are full, you lose, or if the toast accumulates, you lose. The winner is the person who consumes the most before either of these scenarios happen.
(Monkey the Chicken Twitter: death_stairs, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 10:53, closed)

how much toast may accumulate before 1 party is deemed a loser?
I like to think that you'd have to eat 2 slices before the next 2 pop!

*goes to price up 4 slot toasters*
(Monkeystrumpet monkey. Monkey, MONKEY!!!, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 14:03, closed)

This was always a topic of debate
Eventually we decided that if the toaster popped up, and none of the previous bathc had been consumed, the game was over. Trust me, it's difficult!
(Monkey the Chicken Twitter: death_stairs, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:28, closed)