Guilty Pleasures
You know, those little things you do when nobody else is around. OK so some of them are rude, but we reckon there are a whole lot more innocent ones out there: my g/f this morning admitted to climbing the stairs on all fours when I wasn't around, and loving it...
( , Thu 7 Apr 2005, 9:11)
You know, those little things you do when nobody else is around. OK so some of them are rude, but we reckon there are a whole lot more innocent ones out there: my g/f this morning admitted to climbing the stairs on all fours when I wasn't around, and loving it...
( , Thu 7 Apr 2005, 9:11)
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Double Glazing and the like
Maybe it's just me but I actually like getting cold calls from double glazing firms, phone-line providers, kitchen companies and the like.
I greatly enjoy pretending to be very, very interested in whatever it is they are trying to sell and then, just at the point they think they're going to make a sale I'll find some really crappy reason to change my mind, like telling them I live in a tower block when they're trying to sell me a conservatory.
The utter disappointment & desperation in their little voices just warms me inside.
( , Thu 7 Apr 2005, 10:53, Reply)
Maybe it's just me but I actually like getting cold calls from double glazing firms, phone-line providers, kitchen companies and the like.
I greatly enjoy pretending to be very, very interested in whatever it is they are trying to sell and then, just at the point they think they're going to make a sale I'll find some really crappy reason to change my mind, like telling them I live in a tower block when they're trying to sell me a conservatory.
The utter disappointment & desperation in their little voices just warms me inside.
( , Thu 7 Apr 2005, 10:53, Reply)
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