Guilty PleasuresYou know, those little things you do when nobody else is around. OK so some of them are rude, but we reckon there are a whole lot more innocent ones out there: my g/f this morning admitted to climbing the stairs on all fours when I wasn't around, and loving it...
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chthonic, Thu 7 Apr 2005, 9:11)
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random fun!I really enjoy being generally petty.
When I bump into someone or do something that most people would just mumble "sorry" and move on, I just say "I'm not sorry!" or when I'm drunk, "I'm not f**king sorry!".
Sometimes when my friends apologise and say sorry, I'll say something like, "No, you're not."
I also enjoy being offensively cheerful to people I speak to on the phone at work.
Tom will know this, but I pretended to be a medical student for two years and would really enjoy being a great big embarassment when I went to parties with my medic mates. Especially if everyone was being 'cool'.
I also tend to derive great pleasure from muttering off colour jokes to arty types when I go to arty places.
In my car, I'm incredibly abusive, using some of the foulest language and invoking the most vile curses on my fellow road users. My friend suggested I should record myself and send a transcript to Rockstar games for the next GTA soundtrack.
There are more, but they can wait.
I'm not sorry.
(, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 9:31, Reply)
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