I have many...
I blow my nose far too often

I also pick my nose as I hate not having a clean nose

Picking at spots, on myself and my girlfriend, so satisfying

Shitting with the door open, very liberating

I clean my teeth 3-4 times a day, I love clean teeth!

Can't go to sleep untill I have either had, or at least tried to force out a shit. I also shit about 3-4 times a day

Wasting time here, whilst I should be writing my dissertation

Blowing my nose into my hands in the shower

Chewing the paper that muffins, or fairy cakes come in, getting all the cakey goodness from them

Cleaning the house when noone else is around, for a quiet sense of pride

Picking scabs, especially ones from a motorbike accident I had in September, they still haven't healed, I'm quite concerned really...

Despite having a regular and satisfiying sex life, I try and get a wank in on most days, sometimes two. I probably average about 9 a week

I clean my ears out with cotten buds almost every day, even though I know it is bad for me

I make jelly, very often

I sometimes lie to people to make out I have more work to do than I actually do

I like to make tea out of the pot sometimes, even if its just for me. I normally only do this when noone else is around for some reason

I listen to some very odd music; and when alone, at very high volumes with optional singing/dancing

I like to wake the hamster up in the middle of the day, just to watch it yawn, so cute!

Pouring over technical details of new and exciting motorbikes, only to recite the highlights later to people who don't care

I always try to have the last word in an arguement, even if it is under my breath, or soemthing like "Yeah, well, Your Mum!"

I occasionally turn Google Safe Search off

I think thats about it, time for a shit now....
(Smoking Joe, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 11:26, Reply)