Guilty PleasuresYou know, those little things you do when nobody else is around. OK so some of them are rude, but we reckon there are a whole lot more innocent ones out there: my g/f this morning admitted to climbing the stairs on all fours when I wasn't around, and loving it...
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chthonic, Thu 7 Apr 2005, 9:11)
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Simple ThingsTrying to hold my breath between cars coming the other way on the drive to and from work, or only blinking when a car goes past.
Talking absolute garbage to myself in strange accents (Scottish, Irish, 'Sith Ifrican' and Aussie being my favourites)
Trying to remember where Ive seen that bloke in that film from before, and it really getting on my nerves until I remember.
Quoting annoying phrases from TV or adverts to anyone who wont listen
Pretend im playing cricket ALL the time. Use any object as a bat and practice my cover drive, or break into a jog and bowl an imaginary ball.
Try to make it to the top of the stairs before the door on a return spring closes behind me.
Try to carry a song on as I drive through a tunnel, and see how far out I am on the other side.
Pulling stupid, ugly faces ever time I walk past a mirror.
Giving myself various hairstyles when finished in the shower - Mohawk, geeky side parting, 'dwayne dibley', Greasy Italian.
(, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 12:09, Reply)
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