Guilty Pleasures
You know, those little things you do when nobody else is around. OK so some of them are rude, but we reckon there are a whole lot more innocent ones out there: my g/f this morning admitted to climbing the stairs on all fours when I wasn't around, and loving it...
( , Thu 7 Apr 2005, 9:11)
You know, those little things you do when nobody else is around. OK so some of them are rude, but we reckon there are a whole lot more innocent ones out there: my g/f this morning admitted to climbing the stairs on all fours when I wasn't around, and loving it...
( , Thu 7 Apr 2005, 9:11)
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Soemtimes i worry about myself.
Iv had this fascination for since i was 2, im 19 now. Getting anything satin eg trousers tops, bedsheets and rubbing them on me. Best is when im wearing satin pajamasa and i can slide about my satin bedsheets. Im known to randomly cut labels of clothes in changing rooms and my frineds clothes so i can rub my fingertips with them, It literlly puts me on a ssorta hypnotised state.
Refusing to use nail clippers to cut my toenails but using a stanley blade becasue it seems more dangeous.
Claiming a half on the bus even though im blantantly not of the under 15 yr old variety. Its fun though when the bus driver is the really fit guy that i pulled in a club a few weeks ago, the look of fear in his etyes when he thought iw as 15 is enough to keep me amused for months.
I like harrasing tele sales people as well
Them: Hello is there a Miss StrangeKristine there?
Me: No She she went out for some milk
Them: Do you know when shel be bacl?
Me: Well that was four months ago so were expecting her any time
Them: Oh......
And making up lies to my credit card compnay to avoid having to make my monthly payment. So far my bf has died 4 times this year, iv been knocked down by a bus and my parrot has been at the vet 7 times. I dont have a parrot.
Smiliing in a ha ha i know something you dont know way, at a girl at work, who i hate cus she gets akk suspiciious then takes a hissy fit and cracks up.
Givivng people the wrong directionswhen asked.
Texting random numbers and seeing if they reply.
( , Tue 12 Apr 2005, 23:09, Reply)
Iv had this fascination for since i was 2, im 19 now. Getting anything satin eg trousers tops, bedsheets and rubbing them on me. Best is when im wearing satin pajamasa and i can slide about my satin bedsheets. Im known to randomly cut labels of clothes in changing rooms and my frineds clothes so i can rub my fingertips with them, It literlly puts me on a ssorta hypnotised state.
Refusing to use nail clippers to cut my toenails but using a stanley blade becasue it seems more dangeous.
Claiming a half on the bus even though im blantantly not of the under 15 yr old variety. Its fun though when the bus driver is the really fit guy that i pulled in a club a few weeks ago, the look of fear in his etyes when he thought iw as 15 is enough to keep me amused for months.
I like harrasing tele sales people as well
Them: Hello is there a Miss StrangeKristine there?
Me: No She she went out for some milk
Them: Do you know when shel be bacl?
Me: Well that was four months ago so were expecting her any time
Them: Oh......
And making up lies to my credit card compnay to avoid having to make my monthly payment. So far my bf has died 4 times this year, iv been knocked down by a bus and my parrot has been at the vet 7 times. I dont have a parrot.
Smiliing in a ha ha i know something you dont know way, at a girl at work, who i hate cus she gets akk suspiciious then takes a hissy fit and cracks up.
Givivng people the wrong directionswhen asked.
Texting random numbers and seeing if they reply.
( , Tue 12 Apr 2005, 23:09, Reply)
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