Guilty PleasuresYou know, those little things you do when nobody else is around. OK so some of them are rude, but we reckon there are a whole lot more innocent ones out there: my g/f this morning admitted to climbing the stairs on all fours when I wasn't around, and loving it...
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chthonic, Thu 7 Apr 2005, 9:11)
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Big NuggetI feel satisfied and fulfilled when I have been for a massive ring splitting shit...
Its even better if you have to flush more than once to get rid of it...
Its even better than that if the toilet gets so blocked up that it fills up to the rim during the flush...
But even all that doesn't compare to the feeling of elation when my girlfriend walks in with a look of disgust on her face because of the aromatic smell I have produced!
(, Wed 13 Apr 2005, 14:55, Reply)
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