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Fun with my '74 MG Midget which looks small and cute, but roars and speeds like a beast...

- Pulling up at lights and idling low, where there's lots of people waiting to cross, watching the older peeps give the car a few nice admiring the 'beautiful car', then revving the car right up to 4-5000 revs and making people jump out of their skin
- Taking up the endless 'speed challenges' from stupid chav boy racers at lights which are close to a speed camera, beating them to up to 30, then stop accelerating once I get to thirty (the limit) and watching them whizz up to 50 mph and get flashed by a speed camera 5 seconds later. Brilliant.
- When people try to emerge from side roads, slow down as if I'm giving them way, but then suddenly accelerate as they try and pull out onto the road i'm on. They usually look quite scared and reverse back quickly......
- Tailgating paranoid drivers and then pretending that I'm going to over take then on TINY corners where only one car will blatantly fit round.

Thinking about all that.. I'm one hellishly big bastard of a driver, but I must emphasise, that I only do this to businessmen twat types.

Speaking of which, when I owned a renault megane, which was rather bumpered up, I used to bump park any cars I didn't like the look of - generally excecutive saloons and 4 by 4s. Was always fun to see if i could literally 'force' my car out of a spot, even if it meant scraping the car in front.

more things...

- Staring at people on a bus as it waits at a stop, giving them REALLY accusing stares, knowing you won't see them again. That freaks them quite a bit...
- Running up the stairs on all fours is ACE
- Seeing how many stairs I can jump down at a time....
- Stealing cups from the kitchen which belong to other peoples offices at work, and leaving them in the sink dirty. they must get very confused.
- Re-arranging people kitchen cupboards so they can't find stuff...
- Going to sandwich shops, asking for loads of stuff then 'changing my mind' last minute

That'll do, for now
( FinestLittleSpace, Thu 14 Apr 2005, 0:44, Reply)