Guilty Pleasures, part 2It's been a while since we last asked this question and CaptainFellatioNelson's confession that he likes "to fart under the duvet, creep in and see how long I can last only on the fart air contained within" reminded us just how good it was last time.
What are the little things you do for fun when nobody else is around?
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chthonic, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:48)
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hot-air trousersIt's usually quite cold in our office, so I periodically go to the handicapped toilets (where everything is lower), tuck my trousers into my socks, unzip and then direct the hand dryer down my trousers so that they fill with hot air and bathe my pasty white legs.
And occasionally I have a wank.
(, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 12:00, 6 replies)
Similarly,turning the air thingy the other way round, blasting it up your shirt, and pretending you have warm wobbly tits is rather nice.
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You are a very strange guy. Funny, but strange. Have a click anyway ya weirdo.
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ErrmmDoesn't it blow spunk down your legs?
NO, don't answer that, please.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 13 Mar 2008, 20:15,
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^haha
(, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 20:18, closed)
clarificationI don't wank while using the hand dryer. Not yet, anyway.
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