Monday to Friday
I always make sure that I take my daily shit at work.

This way, not only do I save money on loo paper at home, but I'm being paid to shit.

Makes me giggle to myself whilst I'm sitting there.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 12:09, 8 replies)

Yup, me too
Indeed, I often take one just after swimming. That way I can make sure my arse is really clean by having a shower afterwards!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 12:11, closed)

More rewarding
I also shite on company time where possible, I use the Mr Ceri Poo Timer - just enter in your wage details, click a button and then have a poo, come pack, clicky clicky, you now know how much you have bee paid (less tax) for taking a dump.

My best? £7.56
(TAZ220 Not giving a toss since, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 12:11, closed)

I was going to do this earlier
But some beast has left a log the size of a python in the only sit-down-crapper.

Not happy.
( Cawl, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 12:14, closed)

yup
Nothing better than getting paid double time for shitting.

Used to work nights and would retire to the cubicles for a quick power nap using the bog roll as a makeshift pillow.
(Barry Chuckle has gone out in the thong to feed the pigeons, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 12:34, closed)

Money saving
I seem to recall a previous question (here or somewhere else) about how you save money and this ^^^ is the answer I gave!

For best pleasure I sit there and work out how much I've earnt whilst on the throne!
(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 13:28, closed)

Even better bargains
Seeing "Cyril Cyril Secret Squirrel"'s post above reminds me of a previous job I had. At the time my mode of transport was a camper van. So I'd arrive at work as early as possible (doors auto unlocked at 7am) and get myself "on the clock" then I'd retire to my camper for another 2 hours sleep!

Plus I made sure I used the company showers before I left each day!
(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 13:31, closed)

Definitely!
I try and explain this to everyone. Being paid to shit, the best feeling in the world...
( Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:24, closed)

Heheh
I changed jobs 5 weeks ago. They hired an on-site masseuse, who started today. So, immediately after doing what you are discussing above, and earning about $2.10 (I was in a hurry), I just got paid $10.50 to get a backrub. Of course, I also had to pay the masseuse $25...so really I guess I just got a $25 backrub for $14.50.
(chase, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 16:22, closed)