Farting at work
but not your average *pfft* and wander off,

mine are evil and have been known on occasion to clear entire offices. Well theres a couple of people at work i really dont like, and they always leave their big woolen cardigans hanging on the back of their chairs when they go home and as i'm the first one in the office everyday i make a point of pushing my arse as far into the neckline of said cardigans as possible and squeezing out the foulest guff i can muster and then carefully replacing the chairs before diffusion kicks in and removes my hard work then all i have to do is sit and wait :D

one of them came into work recently and the first thing she said was that she could smell the egg mayonnaise sandwiches she had bought for lunch! i couldn't help but laugh maniacally and told her someone sent me a funny email.


Length? well i dropped one on the way into the office at 8am one morning and at 11:30 my colleagues were checking the bins for the food that had gone off.
(The Reverend annoying the regulars since, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 12:57, 3 replies)

R E S P E C T!
Outstanding work, have you ever tried dropping one into a hated colleagues cup before making them a coffee?

Just a thought....

Although, careful it doesnlt curdle the milk, bit of a giveaway.
(TAZ220 Not giving a toss since, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 13:35, closed)

I like to squeak them out so they make a small noise
and then pretend nothing has happened. People will almost invariably believe that it is anything else other than a fart.
( Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:31, closed)

Hee hee
I'm giggling cos it's funny *click*
(Zutroy started without you, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 12:26, closed)