My Sisters Ex
He was a hairy man. Now those are hairy will no about klingons. For those who don’t….let me explain.

A klingon is when little bits of poo that get caught up in your bum hair while wiping. Occasionally they get so caught up that they stick areas of bum hair together creating a kind of smelly bum hair wax treatment.

Anyway – his guilty pleasure was to cut out his klingons and keep them in a small pill box next to his bed. Fuck knows why – but this was the same man who had a tub full of bellybutton fluff.

We all found out about this guilty please when one day when my sister was over his house and decided to have a nosey while he was in the shower. She found a small pill box containing some small brown pills and a lot of hair. She she carefully plucked out the hair and rolled the resulting glob around in her hand, she gave it a smell and decided it must be that her boyfriend had dropped his sticky resin/hash on the floor – she rolled up a comedy style fat spliff and smoked away. It wasn’t “Good shit” apparently

This story is 100% fact
( KISS.ME.WHERE.I.POO Signed the sex offenders register on, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 13:40, 4 replies)

Eeeeew!!
That is minging.. but could be a good idea for another QOTW. Have you ever found something that wasnt what you thought it was?

Reminds me of when I was a kid i took a big swig of Bubble Bath because I thought it was a nice blackcurrant drink.
(Miggyman, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 14:04, closed)

otherwise
known as dangleberries.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:48, closed)

Also
known as Dangleberries or Clagnuts
(kitescreech still here, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 9:13, closed)

Winnits
In sunderland and Newcastle they are also known as Winnits.

Maybe legless can follow this up as Im 27 and ive always known them as this, but maybe different generations know them as other names.
(mickeyblue, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 11:57, closed)