Guilty Pleasures, part 2It's been a while since we last asked this question and CaptainFellatioNelson's confession that he likes "to fart under the duvet, creep in and see how long I can last only on the fart air contained within" reminded us just how good it was last time.
What are the little things you do for fun when nobody else is around?
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chthonic, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:48)
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Plunging the depths of sexual depravityI have to confess to being something of a sex addict. It didnt start well, I was masturbating 12-14 times a day by the time I was 6 so my teenage years were a whirl of massive binges of onanism punctuated by occasional forays into sexual congress with a variety of swamp donkeys.
But my guilty pleasure now are transexual orgies.
Dear readers, there's nothing quite like being smeared all over in oil and KY whilst a ladyman with an engorged organ (and make up that looks like he/she put it on with a shotgun) slowly but firmly pierces your puckered sphincter and rides you to an earth shattering and very sweaty climax.
I also enjoy watching a willing female participant being 'serviced' by 2 or more of these creatures. The juxtaposition of soft female form around a couple of neither-here-nor-theres with their stark lines of interpreted femininity bearing spam javelins is quite erotic I can tell you.
(, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 8:42, 3 replies)
...... is that you, mum?
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 8:50,
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Finally!Someone with less taste and decorum than I have
(, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 8:58, closed)
"neither-here-nor-theres"utter genius
so good to have you back sir
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Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 9:53,
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