Embarrassing celebrity crushes anyone?
In order of guilt...


The Ginger one from Girls Aloud
Emma Watson - she is legal but looks about 12
Nigella Lawson
Zara Phillips
Lorraine Kelly


And guiltiest of all


Kerry Katona - you just know she's absolute filth... no?

(runs and hides)
(Milo Minderbinder, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 9:42, 20 replies)

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Ginger one from GA? Oh, yes.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 9:50, closed)

yup
There's nothing Kerry wouldn't do. Donkeys, whatever.

And Holly Willoughby'sa slut, too.
(frankspencer, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 9:56, closed)

kerry katona
is a stupid, ugly bitch whore from hell.

a moon pig
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 9:59, closed)

@Enzyme
Oh, dear - and I thought you were a man of more epicurean taste!

The ginger one? Seriously?

*mutters incredulously*
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 10:09, closed)

I was with you...
Up til Kerry Katona.

Stupid fat useless drugged up waste of fucking air.

"I've written a book." No, you haven't. Someone else did and then you put your ridiculous name on it. I hate you. I wish you were dead.

However, I will let this go because your other choices were so good. :P
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 10:11, closed)

@K2k6
I feel no shame on this one. She's lovely.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 10:17, closed)

The Ginger One
has grey teeth!

Ugh
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 10:47, closed)

Warrington creates ugly people.
I went to the same school and was in the same year as kerry katona.

I'm proud to be one of the few that did not shag it.

Apparently this acheivement is becoming more exclusive all the time.
(J.T Squid, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 10:47, closed)

Kerry Katatonic
Urgh, I'd requre impotence inducing amounts of alcohol to entertain that thought.

Holly Willoughby? Oh yes.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 14 Mar 2008, 11:04, closed)

That's not too bad

As an early adolescent, my peers spent most of their time swooning over a variety of actors such as Brad Pitt, and er, other blokes in the 'pout and flout' genre. (personally I've never seen the attraction)

The only celebrity crush I've ever had is Johnathan Creek. Not Alan Davies, no no, I loved the crime-solving, analytical illusionist. I think I was attracted to his problem solving skills.

I should have put this in the nerd QOTW.
(micromassive Saw the Fnord on, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 11:38, closed)

@ micromassive
I know what you mean - I feel the same way about Stephen Fry (but doesn't everyone!) physically he's quite unattractive to me, but mentally...oh my word! I could bask in the warmth of his mental agility for hours, days, months....
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 11:41, closed)

...And Hugh Laurie
but only as House ^^
(micromassive Saw the Fnord on, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 11:47, closed)

Emma Watson
Is legal?

Thank Christ for that
(RobNob, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 11:54, closed)

RobNob
Luckily yes - I did a quick wikipedia check before posting just in case.
(Milo Minderbinder, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 11:56, closed)

Kerry Katona
I'd be like a (small) rat up a (probably amazingly girthed) drainpipe.

Because she is filth
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 12:03, closed)

@micromassive
ah yes, Dr House. I often imagine, if House were real, how I might best infiltrate the hospital and seduce him with extra vicodin.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 12:54, closed)

Lorraine Kelly
My wife looks like her.

MMMMMMMMM
(Andy-Bhoy I'm here all week, try the veal., Fri 14 Mar 2008, 13:24, closed)

Lorraine Kelly
That one will be permanently tainted with "Wud ya like tae see mae growler?"

Thank you Avid Merrion.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 14 Mar 2008, 13:49, closed)

Kerry Katona?
YOu might as well open the window and attempt to fuck the night.
( edz314 smelled the glove on, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 14:34, closed)

^^
LOLZ - Can we have a 'I like this' for replies?
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 9:40, closed)