And there is more...
1 - Watching Hollyoaks. Despite it's many flaws of being: very unrealistic, nobody looks skint, everybody is tarted up as if they are going out on the sauce, etc. I set my Hard Drive recorder to "series link" record it. Shameful!

2 - Nigella Lawson. I did think there was something wrong with me for being into her, until a couple of other mates of mine come forward. I mean, what a top piece of totty; all dark haired and sultry, cracking chebs and being an awesome cook. Just think, she would cook you the most awesome foodstuffs known to mankind and is bound to be "a right goer" in the bedroom. "Schwing!" - as they say in Wayne's World...
(Panteneman Isn't entirely sure why he bothered on, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 12:55, 9 replies)

Nigella Lawson is utterly terrifying
The way she speaks creeps me out beyond measure. Imagine if she were male and acted in an equivalent manner: s/he'd be as sexy as Jeremy Clarkson except without the redeeming sense of humour.
( Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 13:01, closed)

Her arse
is bigger than a manatee
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 13:51, closed)

manatee
^. . . . and as whiskery.
(ring-finger is also a verb, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 14:15, closed)

Panteneman
Ignore these ladyboys.

Nigella is definitely up for it. But me first though - I'm not stirring anyone's porridge.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 14 Mar 2008, 14:49, closed)

Indeed

What worries me is these “Manatee’s arse” posts. One shudders to think that they appear to have inside knowledge of the diameter and whiskeryness. I’m used to these kinds of posts with being a Web Sheriff for two radio spod forums. Meh!

Glad to see someone agrees. I thought I would have been flamed to death for confessing to Hollyoaks first. How strange!
(Panteneman Isn't entirely sure why he bothered on, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:16, closed)

Nigella is lovely
If I was so inclined, I would.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 16:18, closed)

Nigella is gorgeous
and posh, a dangerous combination.
( chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 17:23, closed)

Nigella?
Oh yes indeed.
(kitescreech still here, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 7:49, closed)

Odd name though...

I was inspired by Nigel Lawson when naming my children...

My first is called Pooflakella...

The other is called 'Shite and bloated Ex Chancellor'
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Mon 17 Mar 2008, 14:19, closed)