As in my reply to
saf's post, I have a six year old daughter and have therefore watched all of the Disney princess films. I'm secretly in love with Ariel, and find myself leering over the Disney Princess magazines I now buy my daughter every week.

In order, the Disney Princesses I'd most like to have naughty relations with;

Ariel
Belle
Jasmine (though only in the red outfit she wears when captured by Jaffar)
Tinkerbell
Tinkerbell's new friend with the curly hair and acorn on her head in the Disney Fairy magazine.
Cinderella
Sleeping Beauty
Snow White
*EDIT* Lady, from Lady and the Tramp.

-Giselle from Enchanted almost topped this list, but then I saw her in Catch Me If You Can and boked (she licks Leonardo Di Caprio's face).

I'm a sad little man.
(tiger blood and Adonis DNA, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 14:41, 10 replies)

Snow White is last?!?!?!
WTF? How can you put Snow White last?

What's Tinkerbell really going to do for you? Could she even get her arms around it? You want her to wiggle around inside your ass or something?
(Zupper, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:39, closed)

Why is Jasmine not first?!!!
That is all
(Milo Minderbinder, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:45, closed)

I was sent an interesting pic of belle
being satisfied by the talking cadalabra thing with his candle hands.

am sure it's out there if you look :)
( Weetobix, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:47, closed)

Search for 'rule 34'.

( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Fri 14 Mar 2008, 16:01, closed)

Rule 34:


And yes, wetriffs.com exists now.

Could be worse, though:


( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 14 Mar 2008, 16:15, closed)

Snow White
is too pure, at least Belle and Ariel have a hint of naughtiness about them (I can't believe I'm saying this).

Jasmine is lovely, but only in the red outfit, the blue one she wears does nothing for her.

Tinkerbell is hot, but I was imagining her as a full-sized person, I'm not into little people.
(tiger blood and Adonis DNA, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 16:42, closed)

I'm a bit torn between Ariel and Belle myself,,,
On one hand, Ariel wants to be part of my world (I LOVE that song), but on the other, I bet Belle can get a right proper dominatrix thing going on.

Ariel is closer to naked, but Belle is french (in a good way).

Ariel's dad's a king, but Belle's dad's Wilf Lunn.

Belle's sidekick beats Ariel's - Set of furniture always wins over a talking crab.

Yes - it sure is a tricky one.
(Benjimawoo, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 19:14, closed)

Belle
Animated one or the "Real Life" one on the Disney Channel ?
(kitescreech still here, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 7:54, closed)

what about meg?
i'd do hercules, no problem, but would any of you guys do his sweetie meg?
prince eric is hot, too.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 0:34, closed)

Top Princess
Ariel is a redhead. Nuff said.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:14, closed)