Innapropriate crushes
It started with Jessica Rabbit. Those long, long legs, swishing hips and mountains that Sir Edmund Hillary would have had trouble scaling.

I thought I could control it…

It got worse…

Thundercats: Cheetara – A lithe limbed temptress with a caustic personality.

Masters Of The Universe: She-Ra - She could touch my Greyskull any day of the week.

The X-Men: Rogue – The cartoon version of Rogue was hot. Deep sultry voice, great figure, plus she could fly and destroy stuff. What a woman…

I admit that most of these are 80’s characters, and I honestly thought that I was past all this.

Until last night…

Family Guy last night was the episode where Lois became a model.

I watched it with a Tepee in my trousers…

I need help.
(Nuclear Ninja like a radioactive Chuck Norris..., Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:05, 8 replies)

Yes to all of the above!
+ Yogi Bear's Girlfriend and the Lady Bunny from the Cadbury's Caramel advert... her voice...!

But most especially Jessica Rabbit, many years ago I was fortunate enough to date a woman who could easily have been the real life version of Mrs Rabbit. I am a lucky, lucky bastard.

I don't feel guilty about any of this though.
(tiger blood and Adonis DNA, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:11, closed)

Cadburys caramel bunny
was voiced by Miriam Margolyes. Not a babe, by any stretch of the imagination...
( Duke Of Belmsford has got 99 records, but Jay-Z ain't one, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:38, closed)

I honestly don't give a damn
that bunny would've got some.

I'm coming across as some kind of cartoon-obsessed weirdo now, which I'm not, I love my mrs, honest.
(tiger blood and Adonis DNA, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:41, closed)

Here's your caramel bunny!

( Weetobix, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:43, closed)

Ruined....
...forever...

You evil bastard.
(tiger blood and Adonis DNA, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:47, closed)

Real life Jessica Rabbit
Your girlfriend had mixamatosis?
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 16:01, closed)

Okay, worried...
... 30 seconds of curious post-comment-reading googling and I found more cartoon porn than a mind should be subjected to.

I'll never be able to watch Family Guy/Simpsons/Jetsons in the same light ever again...
( uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 20:46, closed)

jessica rabbit
was the first "person" to make me think lesbianism might not be such a bad thing
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 0:23, closed)