I like ogling plump girls.
I've never been a fan of the sylph like figures of Sarah-Jessica Parker or that Irish tart on "The One Show", preferring my ladies to be more rubenesque and voluptuous.
I especially like it if they're wearing tight, revealing clothes, there's nothing quite like seeing a size 16 woman in a short skirt with a hint of cellulite-clad thigh on display.
Quite often I have to commit the picture to memory before retiring to the water closet for a long, well deserved wank, culmintating in 5 hot ropes of plasm ejaculated into a thick wad of tissue.
(Vic Flange, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:36, 10 replies)

that made me have to put my coffee mug down

( AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:58, closed)

That 'Irish tart from The One Show'
is hot diggedy dang! Are you insane?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 14 Mar 2008, 16:14, closed)

Reverend..
..she's so skinny if I mounted her, she would snap like a dry twig.
Fern Britton on the other hand would be like a comfy old chesterfield couch with a cunt.
(Vic Flange, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 16:17, closed)

Snap her like a twig?
Only if you're over 25 stone! :)

A Chesterfield with a ...? That's not an image that gets me throbbing, but perhaps that's just me.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 14 Mar 2008, 16:22, closed)

"Fern Britton on the other hand would be like a comfy old chesterfield couch with a cunt."
I've heard Phillip Schofield called some things...

Sarah Jessica Parker? Agreed. She's got features akin to a scrum-happy rugby player who's face has been set on fire and put out with a bicycle chain and I've seen more meat on a chicken McNugget.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 14 Mar 2008, 16:31, closed)

as a certified big tit man....
i have to say that the biggest tits are really only found on the plumper girls. so i guess that makes a plumper lover by default. skinny birds dont really do it for me. nothing worse than seeing ribs/backbone protruding from a woman, or a woamn with a flat arse or no arse. ladies arses should be curvaceous, something to get hold of eh?
(CaptainFellatioNelson is trying to kill me, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 16:32, closed)

AAAAARRRGGHHHH!!!
Why the hell did I Google for images of Fern Britton?!?

Good thing Christine Bleakley was there to balance things!

Better finish off with Charisma Carpenter to be safe...
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 14 Mar 2008, 16:37, closed)

Never watched the one show
but I dig what you mean about curvy women
(Bad_Dogg, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 16:56, closed)

a long, well deserved wank, culminating...
Always 5?
(entry_level_adultette, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 17:58, closed)

speaking as a plump woman
i can quite happily say that my boobs are a size 46GG and i go like a mechanical bull.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 0:16, closed)