Not my guilty pleasure, but I would like it to be...
A friend of mine (who I shall call Domion B)has told me of the 'The Angry Duck', since hearing about it I have attempted it numerous times but failed so I guess my guilty pleasure would be trying to do it.

It involves being in a bath of warm water (not too hot, not too cold) with little or no bubble bath and a body full of intestinal gas. The next step is to lift yourself out of the bath slightly, letting the water settle so that the surface is still and then gently lowering yourself back down so that your anus is just touching the water (not too far above the surface and not too far below - this is where precision guidance is required).

The final step is to expel aforementioned intestinal gas as forcefully as you can, the sound of your anus on the water makes a sound which can only be described as an angry duck.

Or so I'm told.
(Bee in a cage, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 16:27, 5 replies)

fully achievable...
Sadly (for me) my old man can do this... stick with the programme and you will succeed.

Best of Britsh!
(Beejster, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 16:44, closed)

Don't push too hard
Or you'll muddy the water a bit.
(pharmatron Death or Scunthorpe? CHOOSE!!, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:16, closed)

Hahahahahaa!
GOLD!
( Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 6:42, closed)

I've seen this done...
and yes it is true!
( DUMBLONDE is a rubber lover girl, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 15:05, closed)

I don't know what's worse!
The fact that this is a goal of yours or that other people have achieved it.

(Actually, I'm intrigued by the smell of my 'purified' farts when they bubble up to the surface.)
(Greencloud Wanted to go fishing on, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 17:23, closed)