nothing is better...
than a plate piled high with hot buttery toast (real butter, none of that fake stuff) accompanied by a huge mug of strong steaming tea with an enormous dollop of teeth-tinglingly sweet condensed milk. comfort food of the highest order.

i'll also admit to keeping a sudoku book next to the bog to keep me company for the morning meditations.

perhaps the most shameful of all - despite having new order and joy division as the ring/message tones on my mobile, only my bestest friends know of my addiction to 'rhinestone cowboy - the best of glen campbell'...
(chameleon61, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 10:29, 9 replies)

Mmmmmmm...
Buttery Toast and condensed milk....

Now heres an idea, condensed milk on toast...or does that cross the line?
(chrisdood Why yes, I am the shizzle, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 10:44, closed)

Buttery toast.....
*salivates madly*

Can't beat it - got to be Lurpak slightly salted, though. Nothing else will do.
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Sun 16 Mar 2008, 10:47, closed)

next time...
i have a crisis that can only be fixed by toast and sweet tea, i will try your suggestion, chrisdood :)

no lurpak here in oz, weewitch, but yes, butter needs salt. unsalted butter is for wimps with weak arteries!
(chameleon61, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 11:00, closed)

Sweet tea is wrong

As George Orwell said:
"But still, how can you call yourself a true tealover if you destroy the flavour of your tea by putting sugar in it? It would be equally reasonable to put in pepper or salt."

I fear putting condenced milk comes under the same category as sugar.
(fibonacci_cunt cunt, cunt, cuntcunt, cuntcuntcunt,..., Sun 16 Mar 2008, 14:01, closed)

I know a guy
who thought the words were "like a nine stone cowboy"
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 15:14, closed)

mr orwell
is one of my heroes but in this case, i have to disagree with him, fibonacci_cunt. in a kind of related note, i used to work with a girl who put salt in her coffee 'to remove the bitterness' - i'm not sure who was more bitter, the coffee or the girl.

hahaha, baw_bag. i've also heard it called 'limestone cowboy'. :)
(chameleon61, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 21:24, closed)

@chameleon61

Mr Orwell, is one of my heroes too. Though I acept he is not correct about everything, in this case I would say he's spot on.
(fibonacci_cunt cunt, cunt, cuntcunt, cuntcuntcunt,..., Mon 17 Mar 2008, 0:37, closed)

sugar in tea is an abomination
brown sugar in coffee, now, that's a different matter.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 17:55, closed)

we will...
have to agree to disagree, fibonacci_c and smash monkey - i can drink tea without sugar but sometimes the sugar rush is required :)
(chameleon61, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 12:38, closed)