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This is a question Guilty Pleasures, part 2

It's been a while since we last asked this question and CaptainFellatioNelson's confession that he likes "to fart under the duvet, creep in and see how long I can last only on the fart air contained within" reminded us just how good it was last time.

What are the little things you do for fun when nobody else is around?

(, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:48)
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ooh yes guilty desires
Is it just me or does cat food smell really appetising?
(, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 15:46, 8 replies)
It's the smell that cats like
'cause the sure as shit can't taste anything. They lick their own arses and eat dead rats, don't they?
(, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 15:57, closed)
No
The smell of cat food varies between "barely tolerable" and "smells worse going into the cat than it will coming out"

Morrisson's tinned (s)catfood is a particular offender in the latter category
(, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 16:24, closed)
Its you

(, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 16:30, closed)
I was going to say it's you...
... but my cat is on a special diet - see www.b3ta.com/questions/desperatetimes/post100082 - and his biscuits do, at times, smell... um... not foul.


But not nice either. So I guess it is you after all.
(, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 16:41, closed)
oh
Well, never mind.
(, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 16:42, closed)
.
As a fully integrated, sober, adult member of society I've never done something so stupid as to eat cat food for a bet or dare say. But if I had I might say that it doesn't taste at all like it smells, instead tasting like a wet, loose, gelatinous, grainy, metallic spam.

Note to self; do less stupid things.
(, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 18:10, closed)
Erm..... I wouldn't go THAT far!
I once ate some dog-food for a bet. It was the dry, biscuit kind though. Bakers complete, I think. I didn't eat one of the big meaty chunk bits, but had a few of the plain biscuity and green ones. TBH they tasted pretty bland, a bit like Ryvita.

I simply cannot see the appeal of tinned meat type petfood though. Dogfood is nauseating enough, but catfood smells like it could have come out of the devils rusty balloon-knot itself! You're not one of those corporophiliac people are you? That's about as appealing as catfood, I'd say.
(, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 18:55, closed)
ahem
the Felix 'roasted' range looks and smells like a rich stew.

This is quite disturbing.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 14:49, closed)

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