
It's been a while since we last asked this question and CaptainFellatioNelson's confession that he likes "to fart under the duvet, creep in and see how long I can last only on the fart air contained within" reminded us just how good it was last time.
What are the little things you do for fun when nobody else is around?
( , Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:48)
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and imagine how much money I would make 'inventing' stuff that is yet to be invented and 'writing' the Beatles back catologue.
( , Tue 18 Mar 2008, 12:11, 8 replies)

That the Beatles didnt travel back in time and stole some other bands work from that alternative timeline.
I CALL THEM: THE DEEDY-POO'S
( , Tue 18 Mar 2008, 12:18, closed)

I also do things like publish a theory of special and general relativity, write the Philosophical Investigations, invent the paperclip and so on, just a year before anyone else. I play Nevermind the Bollocks to Jagger in 1968, but save In Utero for the band I will have formed. And so it goes on.
EDIT: I'd also be a shit-hot financial speculator with an implausible run of luck on the horses...
( , Tue 18 Mar 2008, 12:18, closed)

I sometimes wonder if things would be different if I gave a copy of my GCSE physics book to, say, Sir Isaac Newton, and just let him get on with it.
( , Tue 18 Mar 2008, 12:30, closed)

I always think if I ever invented time travel, I would make a fucking mint! Think Biff from Back to the Future with less morals!
( , Tue 18 Mar 2008, 12:34, closed)

...Back To The Future would have been better if Marty McFly had played Paranoid instead of that Chuck Berry number (they all sound the same)
( , Tue 18 Mar 2008, 12:50, closed)

would have been nice.
Or London Calling but I wouldn't imagine that would be too popular in America at the time :P
( , Tue 18 Mar 2008, 12:56, closed)

Sometimes I wonder what I'd write down for future generations...to hide it somewhere it wouldn't be disturbed for however long I'd gone back in time...and then what I'd show the people to make the past cooler. Damn the consequences!
( , Tue 18 Mar 2008, 13:33, closed)

FlexAlux, you're not a scriptwriter for Nicholas Lindhurst's 'Goodnight Sweetheart' are you? I loved that show.
( , Tue 18 Mar 2008, 14:10, closed)
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