Guilty Pleasures, part 2It's been a while since we last asked this question and CaptainFellatioNelson's confession that he likes "to fart under the duvet, creep in and see how long I can last only on the fart air contained within" reminded us just how good it was last time.
What are the little things you do for fun when nobody else is around?
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chthonic, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:48)
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baiting my dear wifeThere are so many things that annoy her that I often can't resist doing some on purpose. But my greatest triumph was the "Sulk Spot"
If you're married or in a long term relationship, you'll know that look when you've apparently done something wrong and she refuses to look at you. Instead, she looks over your shoulder at the ceiling to show that you are beneath contempt. One one occasion, I drew a target and attached it to the bedroom ceiling for her to fix her gaze on when she's pissed off. Now, I actively direct her gaze there when I see a sulk coming. The absurdity of it always makes her laugh.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 14:44, 3 replies)
youtruely are a god
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 15:50, closed)
pure geniuswhy didnt i think of that! although it would wind her up even more and then i wouldnt get any sarnies to take to work :(
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:05, closed)
Excellent......I may adapt that one for my daughter when she hits her sulky teenage years.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 4:03, closed)
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