GymsGetting fit should come with a health warning, warns PJM. "In my pursuit of the body beautiful, I've broken three exercise bikes and two running machines, concussed myself and, most distressingly, bruised my testicles." And he's yet to try and get out of his contract...
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:45)
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By the time I hit middle age...Somebody will have invented some sort of electronic fat-reducing pod thingie. Fat bastard goes in, flick a switch - Mr beefcake comes out.
Or civilisation will have collapsed and I'll be to busy hiding from the marauding hordes to worry about my beergut. Which will be keeping me alive with its stored fat anyway.
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