I Googled Mucoid Plaque
And the interweb said.... "Tis Bollocks"

Medical evaluation
Practicing physicians have dismissed the concept of mucoid plaque as a hoax and a "non-credible concept".[8] A pathologist at the University of Texas School of Medicine addressed Anderson's claims directly, saying that he has "seen several thousand intestinal biopsies and have never seen any 'mucoid plaque.' This is a complete fabrication with no anatomic basis."[1][9] Another pathologist, Edward Friedlander, has noted during his experience that he has never observed anything resembling a "toxic bowel settlement" and that some online photographs actually depict what he recognises as a blood clot.[10] Commenting on claims that waste material can adhere to the colon, Douglas Pleskow, a gastroenterologist at Beth Israel Deaconess Medical Center, stated "That is the urban legend. In reality, most people clear their GI tract within three days."[14]

In a review of websites promoting products that claim to remove 'mucoid rope' or plaque from consumers' intestines, Howard Hochster of New York University wrote that these websites are "abundant, quasi-scientific, and unfortunately convincing to a biologically uneducated public." He noted that although such sites are entertaining, they are disturbing in that they promote a belief that has no basis in physiology.[2] Hochster also noted that a preparation marketed to remove mucoid plaque contains laxatives and bulky fibrous ingredients. Thus, the ropy residue expelled from people who consume this product "certainly is a result of the figs and senna in this preparation," rather than any sort of pathologic 'plaque'.[2] Other 'colon cleanser' products contain bentonite clay that, when ingested, would also result in production of bulky stools.[3]
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:45, 4 replies)

Bugger!
I was going to sign up for all of that.





Not
( girlinthehole, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:59, closed)

I think that this....
...is actually a suitable moment for the word "pwned!"
(EffinDoubt is breaking glass on, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 11:35, closed)

I was just about to quote this!

( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 14:10, closed)

"breathing and sychronized movement"
This phrase alone, was enough set off my bullshit alarm.
( BindiBaji, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:54, closed)