I had a picnic once
In a gym.
With a horse.

The horse looked rather confused.
He had never eaten French bread before. Nor blue cheese.
His expression seemed to say
"Why have you bought me to the gym? I was perfectly comfortable chewing hay in my stable. But my, these radishes are tasty!"

I opened
a bottle of wine.
And poured some out into two glasses.

The horse sniffed at the bouquet from the red liquid in the glass.

He could not drink it, for his nose was too big for the glass. The glass broke
and left
splinters of glass
in his
face.

Realising my mistake, I held
the bottle
to his mouth
and let him drink from it.

He enjoyed that.
He enjoyed the rich, full flavour of the Burgundy, and the intoxicating effect, as
he
began
to
sway.

He tripped over his own hooves and went headlong into a rack of barbells.

The moral of this story?
Don't go to the gym to have a picnic with a horse.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:53, 4 replies)

I'm liking what you are doing here

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:12, closed)

Thank god you warned me!
I had something similar lined up this weekend, only with a camel rather than a horse. And Buckfast instead of Burgundy.

Lucky escape!
( MisterPunch did it that way on, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:38, closed)

Breadsticks?
\o/
( brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 11:25, closed)

Surrealism should be the new pun
These are much funnier than the puns that take would take up a couple of sides of A4.
( Captain V, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 11:03, closed)