GymsGetting fit should come with a health warning, warns PJM. "In my pursuit of the body beautiful, I've broken three exercise bikes and two running machines, concussed myself and, most distressingly, bruised my testicles." And he's yet to try and get out of his contract...
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:45)
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FattyAt one gym I went to about twice a month, I was on the treadmill, and on the treadmill next to me there was a massive sweaty fat fucker.
"ha ha!" I thought. "look at that big fat fucker!".
He was there every time I went, and each time I would think "Jesus you are one fat fucker".
Until I realised about 6 months later that he had actually become a thin fucker, whereas I was still a fat one.
So the moral is - do not laugh at fat fuckers unless you are already a thin one. Something like that.
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browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 13:58,
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I was expectingsome sort of mirror gag, so well done :)
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