GymsGetting fit should come with a health warning, warns PJM. "In my pursuit of the body beautiful, I've broken three exercise bikes and two running machines, concussed myself and, most distressingly, bruised my testicles." And he's yet to try and get out of his contract...
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:45)
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I don't want to be "ripped."It sounds painful and vaguely sexual. Also what gym do you go to where there isn't some jumped up little twat trying to organise a "fitness plan" for you?
And for the record, I swim. It excercises quite a lot of me without further damaging the bits with metal in. It has also never hurt- not once.
(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:37, 1 reply)
.Getting ripped is the same as commiting yourself to THE NATION OF SWOLE. Getting sexual is the last this I'd do with so many nasty sweaty people around me, it's like going to a nightclub with the lights on and no drink. The exercise plan crap I ignore and just pay for an hour with a personal trainer once a month who knows what they're talking about.
Oddly I've got a fair bit of metal work as well my right leg is screwed together in a few places and I just do everything but run incase it comes unscrewed.
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