
Getting fit should come with a health warning, warns PJM. "In my pursuit of the body beautiful, I've broken three exercise bikes and two running machines, concussed myself and, most distressingly, bruised my testicles." And he's yet to try and get out of his contract...
( , Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:45)
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Gyms are full of men I'll never look like, and women I'll never sleep with.
( , Wed 15 Jul 2009, 9:50, 4 replies)

Subtle but important difference.
( , Wed 15 Jul 2009, 10:48, closed)

Unless I paint myself orange and it sends me blind.
( , Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:25, closed)
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