Bizarre habitsSandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "Until I pointed it out, my other half use to hang out the washing making sure that both pegs were the same colour. Now she goes out of her way to make sure they never match." Tell us about bizarre rituals, habits and OCD-like behaviour.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:33)
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When someone accidentally bumps into me in a bar/cluband says "Oh, sorry!" (in that classic british mannerism) my uncontrollable sotto voce response is,
"You fucking will be."
One day somebody is going to punch out my teeth.
(, Sat 3 Jul 2010, 14:05, 4 replies)
Students are looking at me like I'm wierd...Muffled officelols. Click!
(, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 12:17, closed)
A place I used to work people would come in and announce 'what a lovely place you have here' pretty much just before then leaving, I got into the habit of muttering either 'how the fuck would you know' or 'If it was any good you would have bought something' I must have been getting more annoyed than usual at this pointless politeness from people who stayed less than a minute as the last time somebody managed to pick up me saying something if not exactly what it was, maybe I should just throw stuff instead.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 15:17, closed)
I do a similar thingWhen I am walking around town, and someone knocks me, there is that very English moment when you both say sorry and then walk on. I wait until I have taken one step and say quietly "that you were in my way" or "that you were stupid enough not to see me".
I know it's infantile and one day I will indeed get stabbed. I kind of can't help it.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 21:46, closed)
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