Stairs
When I'm going down a flight of stairs, I have to miss the last step. Gravity then causes me to land at the bottom with a sudden and very un-ladylike thud.

Also, I *will* come over there and clean your house for you. Especially your kitchen.
( Peapod Has returned to the fold on, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 18:11, 7 replies)

Please. Do.
I could do with the help.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 4 Jul 2010, 18:17, closed)

When can you start?

(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 19:14, closed)

Ohhhh
Do you iron, too? Are you near Chicago?
(ChiTown Guy Dating when 35+: sane, single, attractive - pick 2, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 22:44, closed)

my kitchen is the one place i keep clean
the rest of the flat is a shithole right now
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 22:57, closed)

Just buzz round with the hoover...
Ta :)
( snee held his breath since, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 12:27, closed)

When my house is clean
and I've passed my driving test... unless you want to come over to Derbyshire and drive me back? I do honestly love finding a room that's horrendously messy, putting on my marigolds and cleaning it until it's all shiny and new. A bit like Kim and Aggie, but smaller and there's only one of me
( Peapod Has returned to the fold on, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 15:34, closed)

Derbyshire ?
I'll be in that neck of the woods at the end of this month.

Are you busy in late July ? My kitchen is filthy...

</stalker>
( DukeEuphoria Comes highly reccomended, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 14:53, closed)