if you're trolling
you're actually doing rather well.
If not, get a grip. And please stop being silly.
(jennymnemonic, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 20:58, 2 replies)

I don't have to say anything. I don't need to attempt to vindicate what I've said and done. I've earned the right to do everything AND ANYTHING i want
But I will assure you of my genuinity: Its real.

Show's over. Turn off your computer and go outside. Experience the world. Maybe you'll become a better person because of it.
(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 21:05, closed)

I am sure
that we have met. Either that or you have a kindred spirit living in Chester and I'll have to introduce you.
(HugeTonsils was being a shop bitch on, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 21:09, closed)

Did this doppelgangaer used to collect celebrity breast sightings? Because I used to collect breast sigtings of celebsrities
I had them divided up among rare (Molly Ringwald), ultra rare Fern Britton), common (Joan Severance), etc.
Not like in a huge creepy pervert way, it was like baseball cards or shot glasses.
I also collect shot glasses.
I made the mistake of telling someone this, and they actually recoiled from me.
I no longer collect celebrity breast sightings, but damned if I don't still appreciate them.
(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 21:18, closed)

Yes he did
Hi Gavin.
(HugeTonsils was being a shop bitch on, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 21:55, closed)

I get it...
it's absolutely anyone's fault but yours
(CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 21:34, closed)

RIDICULOUS
Absolutely ridiculous.

I'm a real monster at times. I've done some bad things in my time. I've stolen, I used to hit on my mom, I do weird stuff like collecting my semen in a jar, but still, at least I'm not one of you.

you are pushing me against the wall

Look at yourselves. What have you gained by pushing me up against this wall? An enemy? A victim? What do you want? And what are you going to try and take from me in the end?
(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 21:39, closed)

i don't want to take anything
you seem to be content with not a lot in your life. Emotions? Relationships? who needs them? And you wonder why you are miserable?

In spite of your finger-to-the-world approach, I just about managed to half-heartedly rustle up the energy in a feeble attempt to care enough to try to show you what a tiny little box your world must be.

Who knows? You might even pop the lid off it one day. (we call it 'growing up') having learnt to resist the evil lure of abdicating responsibility for the state of your own life to some convenient person, illness or experience. This can take some balls, I grant you.

You can be comforted by the fact that this doesn't make you a weirdo, far from it. Apart from the semen in jars, that is. Lose those.

Here and now, the only thing you lack compared to someone who didn't have an overtly fucked-up childhood is rose-tinted spectacles. It's surprising what a pisser that can be.
(CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 2:03, closed)

If it
looks like a troll and acts like a troll.... If I'm wrong I'll keep an eye out on the new, lol. But you are correct - we looking at a damn fine Troll imo :P
(bottle_cap, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 21:12, closed)

Wow. I see now that this post was a big mistake, as I now feel 10 times worse than I did when I started.
Before, I was just attemting a 'connction'. Trying to reach out. But now, you guys have truly made me feel like a defective person. I didn't realize how am - a selfish weed who has no ambition and is not worth dating at all. This isn't sarcasm - I've heard this from enough responders that I am now coming to believe it.

my dad has a genuine samurai sword in his room. he got it from the algarve. when i was thirteen i felt like i do now. (dementors - at least my love of liturature has helped me name these moods) i took it out and just looked at it.

I never have wanted to commit suicide, I just felt as if life had no point and that if I died that day it would be fantastic. These periods can last anywhere from 1 day to a whole month. I can still laugh and carry on, but I just don't feel "happy." work and such usually falls by the wayside

I am generally unproductive at work. I sometimes have brief respites of this feeling randomly for no apparent reason.

Normally I play video games as a means of entertainment or watch movies. They generally have no effect on my mood during these episodes, however random fleeting moments of joy do happen. These fleeting moments don't just occur during my gaming, but sometimes when Im driving and listening to music or just at random points during the day. It feels like everything is going to be ok, then after a few minutes Im thrown back
(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 21:25, closed)

go tell 4chan this.

( parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:14, closed)

When you were thirteen?
So, what, like a year ago then?

Fuck off back to /b/
(Godwin's Lawyer is more evil than Hitler, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 22:11, closed)

I agree
It's the Eliot allusion wot done it.
The misspelled touches of impotent sniffling rage are v nicely done, though.
(jennymnemonic, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 21:26, closed)

You know, it's funny. I posted this thread because I had a vague faith in, well, in b3ta i think
instead i feel i am being thrown to the wolves
(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 21:34, closed)

How about a nice pint of man-the-fuck-up?
( multijoy, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 22:05, closed)

Hey, fuck all of you.
Well, maybe not all of you, but all of you stuck up on your high horses who have never had to go through any hardships or any actual life experience. I freely admit I am a horrible person, however I don't need you internet douchebags
(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 22:08, closed)

Diddumses ...
Fuck off already.
(Que?, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 3:50, closed)

Keep going guys
He's about to climb up something and start shooting.

Or jump off.
(all my scars face forward possesses 2.5% of a hyperalloy combat chassis, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 9:22, closed)

You're all fucking sociopaths. You know that? You wanna push a man to the edge? You wanna bully people around?


NO. I will not be broken. I am strong. I can walk and I can talk and I can make this difficult as all hell if you push up against the wall. And don't make any jokes about me being an internet tough guy. I'm strong emotionally, and I will not crumble under this bullshit.
(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 16:34, closed)

you don't own a taxi do you?

( parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 8:33, closed)