Like many of my fellow b3tans...

I HAVE to keep my music in strict alphabetical order. I fully believe that to do other wise indicates that you are sub-normal and not to be trusted. Most people recognise this and respect my general alphabelical system however:

It drives me gibbering-batshit-mental when browsing friends disrupt the 'internal' order of each letter category. eg ABBA, Aretha Franklin, Adam and the Ants.

AGGGGH.

I find myself checking, album by album, after any guest leaves.

Whether or not we were listening to music.


But that's not the funny part.


I bought and assembled a full wall of slick IKEA CD shelving. One shelf per letter, to fascilitate my alphabetical obbsession, because I have a further problem: Artists beginning with J CANNOT share a shelf with those beginning with K (and so on).

The trouble now is the uneven distribution of my musical preferences.

My favourite artists are:

Oasis
O.A.R.
The Ocean Blue
Oceansize
The Octopus Project
Odds
Of Montreal
Office
The Offspring
Oh No! Oh My!
OK Go
Okkervil River
The Olivia Tremor Control
Olenka and the Autumn Lovers
One Republic
Oppenheimer
Operahouse
Orange and Lemons
Orgy
Beth Orton
Ostava
The Others
Our Lady Peace
Ours to Destroy
Out Of Sigh
Owen
Owls
Oxford Collapse


But all the albums wont fit on the shelf!




My 'O' CD's are out of control.



Thank you.
(HaHa!Snakes! was last seen on, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:20, 11 replies)

Fuck!
Fuck!

Fuck you!

I didn't even guess until you had me!

Bastard!
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:22, closed)

very nice!
( awayfromthenumbers, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:25, closed)

I was suckered in until you said you liked The Others
No one likes The Others.
(Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:28, closed)

Haha!
That is both terrible and amusing in roughly equal measure.

*clicks*
(tarbin tarbis, tarbit, tarbamus, tarbimus, tarbant, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:55, closed)

oh very nice
really didn't see that coming. a+++ would be duped again
(cypherspace is not a toaster, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 14:11, closed)

Kudos!
And *click*.

Just out of curiosity, did you already know all those bands/artists beginning with 'O' or did you look them up?
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 14:22, closed)

oh, you twat

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 14:36, closed)

indeed
Didn't even click....I also like Oceansize if you owning their CD's part is true though.
(Pat_Gash, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 15:55, closed)

Wikipedia
Copy, paste.
(HaHa!Snakes! was last seen on, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:28, closed)

git
git git gittedy-git
(jennymnemonic, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 17:45, closed)

You fucker...
I feel like such a n00b...
( snee held his breath since, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 12:10, closed)