I don't like to make *toilet noises*
When I know someone else is in the room / cubicle next to me etc.....

I will trump loudly in front of my wife though.
(Pat_Gash, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 15:57, 5 replies)

Nor me
I'll hold on if I hear someone in the hallway outside the toilet door.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:35, closed)

i have the answer!
I have a neat trick because I HATE trying to drop the kids off when there's someone else in the next trap also snapping one off

PULL THE DOORS SHUT OF AJOINING CUBICLES (gents often only have 2 or 3 traps for the blokes!)

I know when I walk in and there's someone else in - I walk out. I simply can't go - SO I apply this to others, I think if they walk in and see 1 in use they should leave BUT there's always some dirty fucker willing to come sit next to you and parp away so pull the doors closed! Most people at a glance will think they're taken and leave you in peace! It works 90% of the time. The rest, I tut loudly finish and leave. Dirty Poo Neighbours.
(TheManofScience, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 18:24, closed)

That only works with non-beveled hinges
At work we have beveled hinges on the doors, so the doors swing back open of their own (Honda) accord. The only way to keep the doors closed is to lock them from the inside, and slide under the partitions to the adjoining cubicles to do one's business.
( flake has nothing against your right leg, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 2:19, closed)

Other people sat on that!
I can only poo at home on my own loo.
Even if I have to drive home at lunchtime.
( Dervel OTBC, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:00, closed)

Oh
I'm happy to 'go',

I just don't like to make loads of noise.

Lining the bottom of the loo/water with some loo roll to stop any uncessary 'splash/plop' noises is probably the sanest solution, thought a waste of loo roll I concur.
(Pat_Gash, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:28, closed)